Can't imagine how many E.R. vists had to be falsified before she found the sweet spot. I respect the exploration, but the only road this fetish ultimately leads to is Dennis Rodman and strategically placed cream cheese.
Alex Blake. One of them adult actresses that kept her teacup vagina under the radar for too long. Dare I say actually hot enough to be worthy of my Panda Express gift cards. (hint: I share cream cheese rangoon with nobody)
Only 60 seconds into her movie debut, and this DTF-GF is already 86'ing the entire thing. Undoubtedly to keep her name credible in the community and around all things pumpkin spice-flavored. Talk about high-maintenance.
Camgirl Porn: Sometimes it's as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes BUENOS FAPPERINOS!
You know times are tough when you accept Hubert "i have warrants" Molesterol's offer to take his wrinkly banana for meager pay. Fun Fact: This dirty fuck got 5 girls pregnant before closing down Geriatric Studios. MORE
Bitch looks like she shouldn't be messing with guys hung longer than a chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight... but not this skeletor, she loves to socialize. More bone on boner videos HERE.
If there's 1 thing short-haired white wimmen are really good at, aside from demanding special treatment at discount clothing stores, it's living out depraved sexual fantasies. And this one just boggles my fucking mind.
My gut instincts tell me this is about as probable as Shia LaBeouf being properly medicated during business hours.. but I do find her full body dry-heaving, and fluid distribution kind of compelling. Thoughts?
If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I gotta wipe after Little Caesars 5 for $5.
Does anybody want to tell me the purpose of editing in the soundtrack of a Full House episode? Either her climax was legendary, or Uncle Jesse is out of frame with a handful of yogurt and a smile. Think about it.
This tart is a total tramp, but her talents aren't limited to crossing sexual preferences. Get a solid view of that anus and you'll be treated to the all you can eat brown buffet: 2 words Samantha: BUTT BLEACH. Run wit that.
This girl is the Napoleon Dynamite of public indecency (read: perfection). She probably doesn't even need to show any skin. Just watching here nerd out to the sniff test in stairwell 2B was enough to soggy my pantloons.
Yes, she's 18... and slightly defective. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far for me.
Have you ever seen a man so desperate to bust a nut, he'll sign a release form promising the payload will be delivered to a Ziplock sandwich bag, to be used later as chewing gum for TV legend Bob Saget? Me too.
Confession Time: There's nothing poo-related about this video, save for maybe the remarkable dumper this girls attached to. Real talk: I'd sit through 7 seasons of Gilmore Girls just to hear it fart into my voicemail box.
Meet deum0s. She has a look that could score mucho dollerinos in the corporate side of Instagram but she passed on that to persue the better things in life... like getting fucked to the soundtrack of Saw II. NAWICE.
She literally can't go 7 consecutive seconds without having to stop and scrunch her face like Michael Cera being bent over by an NFL linebacker. It's a condition. Us folks in the pronographic community call it cuntitis.
I like how he goes for the cheek kiss after straight up sexually assaulting them pro bono, effectively changing their 'gurls nite out' from a ✔- to a ✔+. Polite, civilized and the genitals of an aging cocker spaniel all-in-one.
I like how porn has evolved from sex, into a demanding business of who's more willing to use their vagina as a garbage can. Dare penetrate this one's genitalia and you'll be balls deep in sexual fossils of yesteryear. 10/10
She may not talk much, but those facial expressions certainly have a story to tell. Specifically "well this is new", "keep going" and the clear winner: "my brother's Playstation 4 controller on vibrate never felt like that!".